Why Indians Can't Be Terrorists

I found this on Friendster and it was really rather amusing. I hope you keep an open-mind while reading this. It's merely a look at the behavioral patterns of Indians. Spot on in most, methinks. And before anyone questions how I would know.... I am an Indian. Don't look it, but I am. Well, half of me is anyway. And it says "Indian" on my IC, passport, school documents, whatever... So yeah. This is not being derogatory or anything. So chill and try and see the funny side ;)

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.

3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

And last but not least...

10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages.