No Clue

Eeks. I just went through some of me posts... Did I really say I loved my "precious"?? Ooh man. That must have been written when I was in a stupor. LMAO. Of COURSE I don't LOVE him. Darn it all.. how many times must I tell myself that I don't LOVE someone til I know him like, inside out? Sheesh. Take your own advice, girl!!!

Besides, saying that you "love" someone can lead to really.. odd.. consequences. Like, either IF they find out, they become majorly perasan, or they'll panic and run for their lives. Heehee. Either way, they're both not really good options.

One thing I've got to get into this hard head of mine (methinks it's solid bone):

Just because someone's dominating your thoughts doesn't mean you love him. It just means that that someone is.. dominating your thoughts. That's all. Nothing to it.

Ah. Now I think it's obvious why I don't take my own advice. My own advice doesn't make any sense!!! Teehee.

You know.. it is really menjijikkan now that I read it again... I sounded like a love sick puppy, good God! Something has to be done! *shakes finger at self*

My dear girl. You cannot go around sounding like a dumb bimbo. Leave the "ohmigod he's so cute! i love him!" to someone else okay? You're not into that kind of stuff.

Uh.. I'm not?

No. You're not. You're "just like a man" remember?? Listen to your dad.. he is wise. Although you must never let him know you think that.

But.. but..

No buts. Can you picture a man going all "precioussss"-y on his blog? Well, unless he's Smeagol, but that's a different matter altogether. Can you? CAN YOU?

Um.. no..?

SEE?! Use your brains, girl, use your brains. I know you have to go dig around somewhere and dust them off before they can function again, but yeah.. You go do that. It'll be an improvement, I can assure you.

Okay okay! Enough with the nagging already!!!

Sigh.. I am a weirdo. Do you know that?

Yes. I do.